Idiots!!!!

I'm not in a bad mood..I'm in a ''hey if I get the opportunity to punch someone in the face today, I'm taking it" mood! When you work in the service industry you have to have lots of patience and understanding. I have none of both. I'm so fucking sick of people.... Why do you call me with a problem that clearly you already know how to fix it? Hell if you are that smart, why did you break your computer in the first place? I've been saying it since last year and I truly mean it. I'm not fuckin with niggas in 2012. Now I don't use the term to indicate any race of people but more so STUPID people. I have had to deal with 3 types of niggas this year and they are really close to getting me to slap someone in the mouth. Type 1. The person who gets a virus on their computer and then proceeds to argue with me when I tell them how or where it came from. THEY never did anything wrong. They didn't go to that site, downloaded that illegal software or click on that link. They argue with you about how magically the computer contracted this virus. FUCKING IDIOT. STAY OFF THE PORN SITES. Type 2. The person who brings your computer over to get fixed but doesn't have any money to pay for it. Nigga I ain't Popeye and you aint Wimpy. NO YOU CAN'T PAY ME Tuesday for a HAMBURGER TODAY. If you don't have no money you don't need your computer right away. STOP WASTING MY TIME ASSHOLE Type 3. If you have a desktop computer with a 28.8k modem go kill yo self. Don't bring me your old ass computer talking about it's just so slow... Yea it is, it's old as hell. No I can't speed it up.. No deleting music or photos won't make it run faster. DEFRAG don't do shit asshole, stop trying to use tech terms as if you knew what you were talking about. It's 2012. Go to Costco and buy something new. CHEAP BASTARD.

Sooo I finally shook my Stalker....

So I've been MIA for a bit doing the REAL LIFE thing (FACEBOOK). I'd been spending most of my time in the private secret groups of Facebook with all the other pervs. One group in particular has a high amount of foolishness and phuckery going on. That's where I first met my stalker. She had been on my friends list before but the stalking didn't begin until then.

Now this chick looks old enough to be my mother yet she was actually only 5 calendar years older than me. Normally I'd chalk it up to me looking good for my age but nope, she just looks like an old lady. You all know how it starts... The abundance of likes on EVERY thing you post. The agreeing with EVERY thing you post even when you're dead wrong. The comments when you check in places... "And you went without me.... I love that place... Let me know when you're going there again etc etc..." No bitch... NO!!

It started being super obvious to EVERYONE that she was all up in my mix. Now I fancy myself a ladies man. A bonafide closer when it comes to the ladies, but this here.. NO MA'AM.

My sister and other friends tried to run interference and scare her off, but this chick was like a bad case of Athletes foot. She just kept coming back. Finally I had (had) enough. I know this might come as a shock to you readers but some people say I can be quite mean. I had to take matters into my own hands. I started talking trash to her. She laughed it off at first and I went harder and harder. She finally broke last week.

I must say, I'm relieved.. She removed me from her friends list, left the group and attempted to curse me out. All the while I finally understood why I was so upset about it all. It finally clicked. BITCH I'm out of your league. I'm way to cute for you to even THINK you had a chance. In fact I'm down right offended. I must be letting myself slip if this GURILLABOPOTOMUS thought she could get this. Seriously, either you give yourself more credit than you should EVER, or I'm slipping in my pimpin. Now, I've banged my share of ugly chicks. But that was me doing charity work but this here.....HELL NO!

At least I don't have to look over my shoulders... My stalker is gone and that my friends is a good thing...

Time to shake things up a bit....

Bored with what's going on.