No One Rides 4 Free......

So I re-connected with a friend of mine from the past. We been choppin it up off and on the last few weeks. So we plan on hooking up on Friday and I'm like ok cool. I took off from work that day so I'm waiting for her to get off. I text her and I'm like what's crackin..... She hits me with the I'm hungry what you bringing me to eat. This catches me off guard so I run to the restroom to check my attire. Nope, no dominoes pizza hat on my head. So i respond I'm not bringing anything. It's not like I am against going out with a girl but this is what it is. BOOTY CALL. Nothing more. She got somebody for all that cupcaking. I'm there for the "STRANGE"

So I call on the phone and I get no answer and I leave a message....

tic toc tic toc...

She doesn't respond so I text her back.. What's up? She responds with the "I can't, it wouldn't be right. You aren't mad are you?"..blah blah blah....

Now I'm pissed, cause I could have planned something else. But when she asked me was I upset I'm like naw I'm cool. I call up the fellas and start to make other plans. I get a text from ol' girl and she is frantic. She wants me to stop by and fix her computer. And had the nerve to put at the end that she would pay me. Uh, you didn't have to put that part in bitch cause you not only are going to pay but pay full price.

On my drive over I'm thinking that she is just trying to get me over and playing some game but sure enough she had some virus on her computer and it took me a while to clean it off. I notice she had a dub on the table and I'm thinking to myself I hope she doesn't think that's going to get it. So I finish up and set the computer to scan, and I sit down on the couch. I explain to her what had happened and what I was doing. I let her know it was going to be $80.

Now this heffa looks at me and says "Can't we work something out" I'm like yea, you can break bread and your computer will work. That's the payment plan that I take. She is like can I pay another way. And I must have had a stupid look on my face cause she asked me again like I didn't understand her the first time.

I looked her dead in her eyes and said. "I can't, it wouldn't be right. You aren't mad are you?"

I got my money and went home. Trick ass Bitch.... I had to dig in my ipod to find the perfect song before pulling out of her driveway. K-DEE. ASS, CASH or GAS...

NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE!

Missed Signs

Had lunch with an ex-girlfriend Tuesday. Forgot her birthday was that day. The same days as my son's. She got an attitude when she found that out. I'm like why? Like I had some choice in it. Like I did it on purpose. Hell the next day was my daughters mom's bday. Wouldn't I have done it on that day if any? If I had a choice? So we are sitting enjoying some nice Thai food and she starts dropping sexual hints like she wants to hook up. Everything is rolling off my shoulders and I'm not even acknowledging any of her attempts to turn the conversation sexual.

So I get a text this morning with, "YOU PLAY TO MUCH you know you want this, stop frontin." So my attempts to ignore her passes has backfired on me. Seems like it has made it worst. That itch in her britches is intensified because I didn't acknowledge it the other day. What to do what to do. It's not that I wouldn't hit it again it's just that I don't remember it being all that great 9 years ago when I hit it last. And in my experience when people are bragging about how good they are and how I have no idea how it is now and they've changed, they usually aint shit. And I've decided people who can't bring anything to the table other than sex aren't worth my time....

I think she believes that I missed her signs, when if fact she was the one missing the signs. My big fat red STOP SIGN!!!

I'm so lost here.

As I type this I'm on the phone with my first. We are talking 20 some odd years ago. I used to blow that back out on a daily during high school. Even through my 20s I would randomly hit it. So we lost touch for years and she found me through facebook a while back. Turns out she is married and lives not far from me. She calls me and is going through that whole spill about how great her life is and blah blah blah.

Immediately I'm like yeah yeah. So what's up. Why you looking for me. She gives the song and dance about wanting to see me cause we go way back and how nice it is to catch up. So she calls me a week or so later and we decide for her to come over while I'm watching the fight. She comes through, we kick it and between you and I. She fell off. The ass was still fat but she had a dusty presence about her. Of course I didn't push up and yall know how that goes. It makes her horny as hell.

The next week or so she is blowing me up, asking when we can hang out again etc etc. So it was a few weeks later, she calls right as I've dropped my kids off with my mother. So I'm solo and headed home to change before hitting the spot. She asks if she can fall through for a bit an I agree. She comes through, dressed like she was on her way out herself. Long story short she ends up in the spider's web (my bedroom) and she is telling me she isn't 16 anymore. I'm like I'm not 16 anymore either and proceed to smash like I was on them blue pills. What was good to her was so so for me. It wasn't that my stamina was all that it was she wasn't doing it for me. So what should have been a quickie lasted hours and hours. Meanwhile, her phone is blowing up and when she finally looked at it, and realized it was her man she broke out like my spot was being raided.

Not wanting to believe that she had lost her touch over the years, I hooked up with her a few more times with pretty much the same result. The sex wasn't all that and I have grown bored with it by now.

So fast forward to today... She calls and like what's up? Me, not wanting to even play the game told her I'm seeing someone now etc etc.. She goes into this tantrum about how she didn't think I wanted a relationship etc etc. I'm like um, hello. YOU'RE MARRIED. She is like I know but I didn't want to just be a fuck thing for you, I was looking for a boyfriend. Someone I could talk to etc etc. I'm like UM, HELLO. YOU ARE MARRIED.

So help me out blog peeps. I asked her the same thing. What makes you think I want to be sitting around waiting on your funky ass when there are plenty of women with no husband at home? Did she really think she could be more than just a jump off? She has been going on and on about how she wanted more than just a random booty call. I can't for the life of me understand or even see her point. How could someone married think they could be more than sex to a single person? She is really upset with me cause I hit it with no intention on being more than just a Fuck. I mean it's not like she was separated or in the process of getting a divorce. We are talking about a supposedly happily married woman thinking that Yo Boy would play second fiddle to her situation.

I had to let her know. I'm a starter. I don't come off the bench. I wish she was in arms reach cause she truly needs a PIMP HAND across the left side of her wig.