Is this what's hot in 2011

So I've been keeping busy on my grind so far this year and trying to get on top of these bills that Christmas made. I've not given anyone too much time and kept my reckless eyeballing in check. I get a text this morning at 5:45am by this chick (let's call her the HEAD MONSTER. She's is asking me for help with some electronics. I'm like ok, I'll get back with you when I rolling.

Now this girl and I used to kick it pretty tough back in the day before she moved out of town. When ever she came to town I'd smash and we were on really good terms. She went so far as to tell me she would have stayed here in town had I asked her not to go. She's a cool chick but she wanted a lot more out of me than I was willing to give, namely KIDS.

So fast forward back to today. She is asking me for help with which product to buy. She wants me to research some things and get back to her and let her know which one to buy. So I'm like you're asking a lot for 6am. She them tells me, "I need to know cause I want to buy it for my boyfriend"


Uh... when did I let you know I gave a damn about you or your man? Not only that but why would you think its ok to text me at 5:45 about this shit and FUCK YOU, you fucking idiot. Is the cold weather on the east coast making your brain swell? Oh let me start calling ex-girlfriends to help me plan the perfect wedding for my wife-to-be.(just making a point) Let me get up out of bed, get on the internet and find you the perfect gift for you to give another dude? OK......Let me get right on that....