#Girl BYE

So I had to make a quick run thru Kaiser this morning to drop off my cpap machine. In and Out 5min is what I told myself when I drove up. I get out, walking with a purpose past the line of people getting flu shots down to respiratory medicine. I wait in line for what feels like two football games. And I finally get to the front where I'm greeted by this young plump lady with a thick tongue. You know the type, she starts talking with a lisp. She puts on this big KOOL-aide smile and batting her eyes and asks me for my card etc.

I hand her my card and my machine and she starts to go through the bag to make sure all the parts to the machine were there. She then looks me DEAD IN MY EYE and tell me. "You know you look just like my Ex.... I'm like what is he doing in here" I try and play it off like I didn't hear her but she is staring at me like Urkle thinking about Laura Winslow.

I tell her "Well don't start cutting up my card and throwing stuff at me" she giggles and does that laugh where they cover their mouth and then puts her hand on top of mine and tells me "I'm not the violent type" I wanted to tell her well YOU AINT MY TYPE EITHER GIRL BYE. The thirst is real... Somebody get this girl a sprite. But I gave her the official girl bye look.....