I'm so lost here.

As I type this I'm on the phone with my first. We are talking 20 some odd years ago. I used to blow that back out on a daily during high school. Even through my 20s I would randomly hit it. So we lost touch for years and she found me through facebook a while back. Turns out she is married and lives not far from me. She calls me and is going through that whole spill about how great her life is and blah blah blah.

Immediately I'm like yeah yeah. So what's up. Why you looking for me. She gives the song and dance about wanting to see me cause we go way back and how nice it is to catch up. So she calls me a week or so later and we decide for her to come over while I'm watching the fight. She comes through, we kick it and between you and I. She fell off. The ass was still fat but she had a dusty presence about her. Of course I didn't push up and yall know how that goes. It makes her horny as hell.

The next week or so she is blowing me up, asking when we can hang out again etc etc. So it was a few weeks later, she calls right as I've dropped my kids off with my mother. So I'm solo and headed home to change before hitting the spot. She asks if she can fall through for a bit an I agree. She comes through, dressed like she was on her way out herself. Long story short she ends up in the spider's web (my bedroom) and she is telling me she isn't 16 anymore. I'm like I'm not 16 anymore either and proceed to smash like I was on them blue pills. What was good to her was so so for me. It wasn't that my stamina was all that it was she wasn't doing it for me. So what should have been a quickie lasted hours and hours. Meanwhile, her phone is blowing up and when she finally looked at it, and realized it was her man she broke out like my spot was being raided.

Not wanting to believe that she had lost her touch over the years, I hooked up with her a few more times with pretty much the same result. The sex wasn't all that and I have grown bored with it by now.

So fast forward to today... She calls and like what's up? Me, not wanting to even play the game told her I'm seeing someone now etc etc.. She goes into this tantrum about how she didn't think I wanted a relationship etc etc. I'm like um, hello. YOU'RE MARRIED. She is like I know but I didn't want to just be a fuck thing for you, I was looking for a boyfriend. Someone I could talk to etc etc. I'm like UM, HELLO. YOU ARE MARRIED.

So help me out blog peeps. I asked her the same thing. What makes you think I want to be sitting around waiting on your funky ass when there are plenty of women with no husband at home? Did she really think she could be more than just a jump off? She has been going on and on about how she wanted more than just a random booty call. I can't for the life of me understand or even see her point. How could someone married think they could be more than sex to a single person? She is really upset with me cause I hit it with no intention on being more than just a Fuck. I mean it's not like she was separated or in the process of getting a divorce. We are talking about a supposedly happily married woman thinking that Yo Boy would play second fiddle to her situation.

I had to let her know. I'm a starter. I don't come off the bench. I wish she was in arms reach cause she truly needs a PIMP HAND across the left side of her wig.

I really hate

Kanye. What a classless, inconsiderate ASSHOLE. I take pride in being called an asshole but this dude makes me want to be nice to people. I'm hoping one of our Black Leaders publicly puts some fire to his punk ass.

There aren't to many people that I would slap on site but; MOVE over PACMAN JONES. Kanye has knocked you off my #1 list.