Happy Memorial Day...

Nothing like getting it put on you. I've been a fog all weekend. Can't stop thinking about it. Nothing like getting a text saying it was awesome and I'm thinking damn I'm thinking the same thing.

I have to stay out of LBC, that can be addicting. Back on my grind tomorrow, got something new lined up, let's see how it goes....

House Hunting

So, it finally happened. Let me set the scene.

8:00am cell starts blowing up. I get like 6 texts in a row. It's my neighbor and she is blowing me up like a Macy's parade float. She is frantic about her new computer. Now mind you, I get to work at 7:30 and she is asking me to come look at her computer right now... I ignore the texts for a while but they kept coming. I finally text back and find out her son's friend was on her computer with a thumb drive and now the computer is Blue screening. (SO SHE SAYS)

I go home for lunch and she must have seen me cause the texts start flowing again. I call her on the phone and she is talking like she has some big report due and needs her computer to meet the deadline. I tell her I would look at it when I got home from work at 5.

So fast forward to 5.

I get home and she is waiting for me. I go in my house, put down my bag and grab my flash drives and head over. Now this person doesn't know anything about a computer. She can barely turn it on. I get over and look at the computer and it has an error message on the screen. "DO YOU WANT TO DEBUG" I click no and her desktop loads. She is like "OMG WHAT DID YOU DO?" I said I clicked the button. So she asks me to clean it up and make sure everything is running. Meanwhile she runs to her bedroom door and yells to her husband that I fixed it.

So I'm going on the net and go to type in the address bar and low and behold. "ADULT FRIEND FINDER" pops up. I'm like oh ok, lets see.. Sure enough it loads and a user name is in the box. I remember it and go back home.

I get on my computer, go to adult friend finder and type a search on that username and BOOM! Account found. with a photo of her husband with her in the background. I'm like wow. They've only been married 2 years. So I see some writing in spanish on the profile. So I text my boy and ask him to translate.

So he calls me back and tells me what it says. LOOKING FOR HANDSOME COUPLE or HOT CHICKS.

I'm floored. I had no idea. I'm actually speechless. So I look at the profile again and notice it says it had 40 pics on the profile. 40? really? who puts 40 pics up on a personals site? So those of you who don't know, when you don't have a paid account you can only see the first 2 pics. So I click on it and there it is. My neighbors husband doing the Naked Man in a Captain Morgan pose in his birthday suit. Dude is standing there with his pecker out in all his glory. I can't even look at him the same anymore. I really think I need therapy. Who would have thought my neighbors that watch my house when I go on fishing trips are swingers. I've seen them both a few times since but I can't look at them. I would have liked to see some pics of her but I can't risk the chance of seeing dudes little pecker again.

So point of my story, somebody has to move. Me or the swingers.

Arguing with Idiots

Nothing pisses me off more than trying to help someone and they are trying to tell "YOU" how to do it. Like if they knew how to do it they wouldn't need your help. WTF!!!

Back to work

Was really looking forward to getting back to work after being off for two months. Now with about an hour til I'm due at the job I'm wishing I had another week. I am going to miss my judge shows, my stories and napping at 10am.

Pray for me people. Pray that I don't slap somebody first day back...