So this woman calls me Saturday morning in a frantic way talking about her computer and viruses. She asked could she bring it over and could I fix it today. So I say sure and I take a look and it's infected big time. So I've got a few other machines to finish before I get to hers and she goes on about how she needed it today and how she has some school work that she must get finished.
So I put her computer up on the bench and I start working on it. I tell her I'll call her when it's done and I start doing that voodoo that I do. I get the computer cleaned and give her a call. She's ecstatic. I tell her she could come get it right now and it will be $60.
This trick in a calm and clear voice tells me. Hey, all I got is $20. Can I pay you later? 
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
BROKE
You can't stand the rain....
So I'm headed to work and I get a FB email from this broad I smashed a while ago. It was a one night stand and quite frankly it was whack. I did the honorable thing and called the next day, but I totally wasn't in to her. But you know, your boy can play the role.
So she asked me for my number and claims she had lost it. I'm thinking she needed some computer work so I respond with the digits. About 15 seconds later she texts me. Hey, what's up? I'm like hey what's up. She goes into this song and dance on how she wanted to get to know me and that she was sorry we didn't get a chance to really get to know each other earlier. I'm like why... why now? And I asked her.
Why now? It's been a long time, and after I hit it you didn't respond to my text or emails. I asked her was the rain making her lonely? Was she horny? What was it? She tells me I'm a fun guy and she didn't give me a chance before. I'm looking at this text like what type of full ass bitch are you? You didn't give me a chance? Step your sex game up broad cause the snatch was whack.
Normally I'd play along and see what she was really after but I squashed that shit right away. I told her. I'm cool, I have enough on my plate to back track.
Does she think I haven't seen her FB status updates professing how she was lonely and wanted a boyfriend etc etc? This rain got her lonely and she wants some companionship. GET A DOG TRICK.......
