No One Rides 4 Free......

So I re-connected with a friend of mine from the past. We been choppin it up off and on the last few weeks. So we plan on hooking up on Friday and I'm like ok cool. I took off from work that day so I'm waiting for her to get off. I text her and I'm like what's crackin..... She hits me with the I'm hungry what you bringing me to eat. This catches me off guard so I run to the restroom to check my attire. Nope, no dominoes pizza hat on my head. So i respond I'm not bringing anything. It's not like I am against going out with a girl but this is what it is. BOOTY CALL. Nothing more. She got somebody for all that cupcaking. I'm there for the "STRANGE"

So I call on the phone and I get no answer and I leave a message....

tic toc tic toc...

She doesn't respond so I text her back.. What's up? She responds with the "I can't, it wouldn't be right. You aren't mad are you?"..blah blah blah....

Now I'm pissed, cause I could have planned something else. But when she asked me was I upset I'm like naw I'm cool. I call up the fellas and start to make other plans. I get a text from ol' girl and she is frantic. She wants me to stop by and fix her computer. And had the nerve to put at the end that she would pay me. Uh, you didn't have to put that part in bitch cause you not only are going to pay but pay full price.

On my drive over I'm thinking that she is just trying to get me over and playing some game but sure enough she had some virus on her computer and it took me a while to clean it off. I notice she had a dub on the table and I'm thinking to myself I hope she doesn't think that's going to get it. So I finish up and set the computer to scan, and I sit down on the couch. I explain to her what had happened and what I was doing. I let her know it was going to be $80.

Now this heffa looks at me and says "Can't we work something out" I'm like yea, you can break bread and your computer will work. That's the payment plan that I take. She is like can I pay another way. And I must have had a stupid look on my face cause she asked me again like I didn't understand her the first time.

I looked her dead in her eyes and said. "I can't, it wouldn't be right. You aren't mad are you?"

I got my money and went home. Trick ass Bitch.... I had to dig in my ipod to find the perfect song before pulling out of her driveway. K-DEE. ASS, CASH or GAS...

NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE!