These bitches gonna learn today...

Soooo your boy been MIA for a bit. I'M BACKKKK!!!!!!

So I recently reactivated my online personals account. Put up some new photos, update some interests and BOOM, inbox overload. I must be getting cuter cause your boy is getting BLOWN UP. So I start responding to these ladies and start chatting them up. I come across this little redbone that's local and we decide to meet up. I meet up with baby girl and she's straight. Nice figure, boobs kinda small for my taste but the donkey was on point. We chat and giggle it up for a bit and go our separate ways.

Over the next few days we talk on the phone, text, etc etc. Everything is going great and she tells me she is going to be at one of my sites I work at to register her kid for school. I decide to go up there and kick it with her while she does all her stuff. So she is blowing me up that morning asking me if i'm there, if i'm coming and all that. I show up and we link up. She is in a long line and being the VIP that I am, I'm going to pull her to the front of the line cause.. I GOT IT LIKE THAT.

So I walk up to her and her son and she says hey son this is my friend Derrick.

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WHO? What's my name? She looks me in the face and says on damn.. My bad... I mean this is DeAndre.
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By this time she knew she fucked up. She starts reaching for my name tag as I start to back away. Her son informs her that my name tag said Darnell. By now I'm walking away. Now I'm not mad cause she messed up my name but from what came after.

So she texts me cause I left. Tells me that I dwell and hold grudges too much. I need to let it go? She messed up and called me someone else's name.
BITCH!!!!
She tells me it's not like we been dating and we just met etc...That was it. I had to check her.

I told her how much of an idiot she was. Why you introduce a dude to yo kid if you don't know his name? Then you act as if I'm wrong cause my name ain't what you wanted it to be? I told her I do hold grudges and I need to fix that. I told her she needs to work on her short term memory loss and I wished her good luck in her quest.


Now this last word freak keeps texting me trying to get a response out of me. Don't she see where I said Take Care? That's it. I'm done. No more words need to be said now leave me alone. Classic passive aggressive approach. First she is sorry, then the next text is she is mad like it's my fault, then the next text is well forget you. Like it's her choice at this point. Bitch I already fired yo ass..... Get on somewhere with that bullshit.