Three little bitches...

So your boy turned 40 last Friday. 2010 hasn’t been good so far for me. I’ve got to have surgery to repair broken cartilage in my knee. My stomach is jacked up from the pain meds and of course I need to lose weight. That being said, my birthday is the best part of the year. I could care less about Christmas and Father’s day because those are days for the masses. JAN 29th is MY day. I refuse to share it with anyone, don’t accept anything less than the best on MY birthday.

That being said….. The days before my birthday I start getting random text messages from females I’ve dealt with in the past. Now getting a hello out of the blue is no cause for alarm “NORMALLY” but the week of my birthday hmmmmmm. So let’s call these women the three little tricks.

Trick 1. She texts and goes on about she has been thinking about me and misses me and asks am I single. Of course I’m like WHY???? She goes on with some bullshit story of how she has been thinking how she didn’t really give me a chance and she knows she messed up and wants to see if we can be an item. Again I’m like WHY???? Why now? It’s been a long time. Why all of a sudden? Was it the rain storm we had out here in SoCal? Did the rain make you lonely and feel the need to find someone to cuddle with? Are you horny? I know people always say rainy weather is the best time for love making. Of course she denies both and just rambles about how she didn’t give me a chance and how she wants to do so now. I’m thinking in the back of my head, Uh, Bitch…. I hit it the first night I met you. I had all the chances I wanted with you…. It didn’t work out because YOUR SHIT WAS WHACK!!!!! I let her know that I’m cool and she isn’t what I’m looking for at this time…….


Trick 2. She texts me and very similar to the first. She wants to spend time with me on my birthday. So I tell her.. Let me get this straight. We haven’t talked that much in months and you want me to give you the hottest day of the year? You want me to forget everybody and anybody else and just say oh hell yea, you can spend my birthday with me. Please. Are you fucking insane. Why now you want to spend time with me? Why all of a sudden? Oh you want to spend time on your terms when it’s good for you? Naw I’m cool. Kick rocks….


Trick 3. Now this is the kicker. She stays on the script much like the other two. But unlike them her house was built out of stone. She goes on about how she misses spending time with me and about all the good times we had together blah blah blah. I just cut her off and say thanks but no thanks. I’m not interested in pursuing any type of relationship with you. She is thrown back, and is like why? So I go in on her and explain my reasons. She is like wow, why haven’t you ever told me any of this before. I’m like I had no intention on calling you. You called me. So now you know, PEACE!

So I spent my birthday with friends and family. I had a great time and I felt the love all around. I had some drinks, some sex, and some great food. It wasn’t the big party that 30 was but I plan on having many more birthdays so I’ll get that party down the road. I also got the best present I could ask for. My daughter brought home straight A’s on her report card. All in all, I’m feeling pretty blessed.