I met a girl today...

I popped in to Wal-Mart today to pick up some toiletries. We crossed paths in the lotion aisle. When I tell you she was fine I mean she was traffic stopping fine. Cute in the face and thick in the waist. So you know your boy did his thing. I made my next move my best move. I doubled back and lined up my shot. I had her right in my sites and was about to pull the trigger when she stopped and started to browse the items on the shelf. I walk up pimp mode style and hit her with my best Barry White hello. I must have startled her cause she jumped and dropped a bottle on the floor.

I reached down to pick it up for her, cause I'm a gentleman like that. I picked it up and handed it back to her. She looked like I was a ghost. She said thank you and I started talking like I was on the phone. I couldn't even do it. Not today. Not with my luck.