Real Chance of Love Finale

Ok so the finale was on Monday night. So let me start by saying WTF is up with the 11:30 start time for a 1 1/2 hour finale? Couldn't yall start at like 9 or something? Damn. So let me break down this finale real quick in sweet since my dearest sister doesn't watch.

-- CHANCE

I've said from the two shows back that I think this dude is gay. Scared of squirrels and lady bugs, man my four year old son has more balls than him. Anyway, on to this business at hand. He has to decide between Risky and Cali.

Risky was just that, RISKY. She was down. I'm talking about Bonnie and Clyde down. She had some straight hood in her and that isn't a bad thing but when you are claiming to be so hard and claiming L.A. and you are really from Woodland Hills, a ghetto girl isn't the best option for you. She just might turn around and whoop dat ass.

Cali on the other hand was a different chick all together. She had a ghetto pass but unlike Risky, her pass came from people she associated with and not one she got with her birth certificate. Cali used the seduction role to get to the finale but truth be told, she had a nice PURCHASED figure but she wasn't very cute in the face and her Asian blood showed greatly in her ass or lack there of. She too seemed to be down for Chance but looked more like someone trying to make a name off the show than to find love.

In the end Chance did the smart thing. He didn't choose either. Was it because he is gay or because he didn't like either of them? Who knows. He should have kept Rabbit. She was the best catch of all his stable.


-- REAL

Ok so this Rick James looking, Prince height having, nostril flaring fool was a trip. He went all bitch made on I love money proposing to Hoops. That just opened him up to his own show. It was no secret to anyone watching that from the beginning he was going to pick a white girl. Mind you, he had some crazy black chicks in his stable but the finale came between Oaktown's own Bay Bay Bay (ghetto like Oaktown 357) and the whitest girl since Jan Brady, Cornfed.

Bay Bay Bay, the most drama on TV since NEW YORK and that big girl on I want to work for Diddy. This chick was in everybody's business, loud and just a bother. She actually got voted off like 4 girls back but he felt sorry for her and kept her around and she just started crap with all the girls until they just up and left. No surprise he wouldn't pick her.

Cornfed! What more can I say? She was cute and really gained attention when they had the 80s dance crew a few episodes back. She was the same throughout the entire process and I think that is what worked for her. She was a bit of a cry baby and maybe it was just her time of the month but girlfriend cried when anyone asked her a question. She had never been with a brother before and I guess by going on Real's side she is trying to ease her way into the brothers. In anyway, she was the only winner in the Finale and probably a good choice for Real if not Milf.